ever year, once the age of the Tusked Boar pass into age of Tuskier Boar, there is the celebratiory of past events for the Babmerian people. Upon this day and if sovereign decide (Sovereign of 1340 decide to take wrestle with nastynasty rooster of Boumtock - very very stubborn never lay eggs) then all of clan must pay peaceful tribute to anniverasry of Chorgus by attempt trick their neighbour into swallow poison, and kill all bird of black colouration. But why? You may be ask.. Well, upon this very day many many years ago, when mighty oxen roam fertile land, and tiger stalk deserts under blazing sun, my ancestors work hard in field because sovereign told themt o. One of their name, was Chorgus. He was average weight for babmerian people (HAHEH, I know? Why we celebrate average man? Do nOT be so haste my friend, I expalin), a ripe 400 pound son, one of 32 from MALLTAK the woman catcherer. But what he lack in weight he make up in strength of lungs. He had powerful breath, strong enough to push rocks or turn heaviest of windmill. One day he and friend work hard push boulder around field when out POP from ground two mud sages. Chorgus is surprise, he say: "Oh mud sages, tell me what i must do to become strong and weighter like our svoereign" The ugly sages of mud gigle and slap Chorgus on bottom, then they spake: "You must find us a black crow." They laugh because black crows do not exist at this time, they all white and try to trick chorgus. But chorgus smart, and accept their challenge. He has subtle plan. Chorgus run through wilderless for 4 moons and eventual finds crow, he straps it to his foot and run through mud pits and ash until crow very dark shade looking. Returning to boulder in field he takes crow and summons mud sages. "I have BLACK CROW! I HAVE him sages of mud! come out come out!" But they know something is wrong, they see mud mixture of ash on rather annoyed looking crow and say: "NO, YOU TRICK MAN, you TRICK US SAGE OF MUD? yOU THink we not notice?!" As punish they wave their hands and use mud spells to make crow turn into mighty monster taller than 3 man on top of mound. It comes out of earth and ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK upon Chorgus. Chorgus wrestle with the creature, wrapping legs around its beak and arms over its eye while trying to hold on, but unfortunate, it swallow whole. While inside stomach of great black crow he blows and breath as hard as he can to make beast swell and swell. The crow swell to the size of the a mountain and POOF it explode over all of babmeria, sending mud and ashe all over the world to land on animals that are white - especially crows. Once outside of monster he find sages and beat and throttle them to death. And so, world was covere in ash and mud, exstincting the dinosaurs and turning the crows to black. The moral of story is to never trust those of black colour as they might be monster and to throttle beat any creature (or man who is muddy) that may possible be mud sage (Sovereign of 1506 order destroy of entire annoying neighbour country because he say they are dangerous mud sage.)
Blizzard is a pile of every retarded phenomenon that has, does, and will exist whose "members" not only eat the feces of the universe but also like it so much that they wrap it in aluminum foil and sell it as a pile of silver.
