Haikus

Discussion in 'The Arts' started by -LT-, Sep 22, 2007.

Haikus

Discussion in 'The Arts' started by -LT-, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. -LT-

    -LT- New Member

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    I like haikus
    But sometimes they
    Don't make sense
    Refrigirator


    Do you like haikus?
     
  2. Fenix

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    That's not a haiku.
    Wrong number of syllables,
    And too many lines.
     
  3. -LT-

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    It's a joke.
     
  4. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    I'm not sure I get what you're sellin' here.
     
  5. Lemmy

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    Whats a hiaku? Japanese pornography?
     
  6. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    No, that's hentai. Haiku is Japanese poetry
     
  7. MarineCorp

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    OMG!!! not its not! its hentai -_-

    anyway

    I like haikus (hehe)
    i don't know why im laughing...
    Oh wait, um, hello?..... :-\
     
  8. Hunter

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    Hentai.. lol.. Actually I've nerer read any of those haikus... If those are like the first 2, than they are not for me..
     
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    Refrigerator
    Oldest joke in the book...well...
    Yes, I think it is.

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    Oh no! MarineCorp,
    You're laughing out of madness!
    You think I'm a duck.
     
  10. MarineCorp

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    Yes how did you know?
    Wait don't tell me...is it poo?
    haha this is fun :p
     
  11. Fenix

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    This is very lame.
    I don't even like haikus.
    Damn you all to hell!!
     
  12. MarineCorp

    MarineCorp New Member

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    Really? are you sure?
    Well, your base belongs to me
    I really mean it..
     
  13. Fenix

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    What in God's good name!?
    Two threads have mentioned hentai.
    ZOMG WTF

    (I say ZOMG like zom-GUH, so it counts.)
     
  14. MarineCorp

    MarineCorp New Member

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    I know...tell me about it.... ;D
     
  15. Scarecrow

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    Keep the tentacles out of this forum. ;)
     
  16. roderek

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    roar in the silence
    splatered blood is all over
    a new mark to make

    is this a haiku?
     
  17. Fenix

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    Second line needs another syllable.
     
  18. MarineCorp

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    You need 1 more syllable in the second line ^_^

    like this:

    5syllables
    7syllables
    5syllables
     
  19. ssjfox

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    Zerg chase and destroy
    The terran? Nuclear launch
    Bye bye you overmind
     
  20. coreyb

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    Yeah I've posted one in the writing competition :)