Funny quotes for units in SC2

Here's something different, why not post any potential funny quotes for units in SC2.

I'll get this started...

Viking: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking! :

 

....I don't get it.

(Here's my obvious)
Reaper - You better fear the Reaper....
- I never did like oysters......

 

You don't get it? It's a quote from Ralph Wiggum, yes I know a little corny for the Viking...

Hows about...

Viking: "I got dibs on his helmet."
"If I bash one more wall right now, my head will explode!"
"Okay, but I get his boots."
"It's great to have such good friends."

 

Warp Ray- "Everybody loves Ray"
Stalker- "Are you stalking me?"
colussus: "From up here you all look like little computer generated RTS units."

 

Good ones. =D

 

I got one:

Viking: 'Transform and let's go **** Galvatron right up his ***' (i got this quote from the 'Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime')
Marine: 'Hell it's about time'
Hydralisk: 'Stop poking meeeeee!'

 

How about:
Reaper: don't fear the reaper, fear me!
Marine: This. Is. Starcraft!!
Nomad: I like me.
Predator: *darth vader sound*

 

From the mind of ShdwyTemplar

Dark Templar: Don't touch me there.
Medic: Meet me at the Merc Haven later?
Reaper: It's cold at Tarus, so cold.....
Viking: No I do not hail from Norway.
Marine: For Aiur.. er.. I mean Jim!
SCV: Got a Light? (Lol)
Probe: Finally I get a voice.... *Probe Sound*
Nomad: Am I really that ugly?
Ghost: Something strange in your neighborhood who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.....
Immortal: Am I really Immortal?
Stalker: Can't touch this.
Mothership: No I am not a really big arbiter.

Thats just a few.

 

Soul Hunter:This is not warcraft in space!!

 

Viking- Roll out and trans...dang it!
Ghost- I hear the secrets that you keep when your talking in you sleep
Medic- Everything you own in the box to the left!
Zergling- Pardon me, I do not desire to be touched anymore for your iniquitous amusement.

 

Oh man, excellent quotes I havent laughed at a post like that for some time, powerup.

 

I'm glad no one in this thread is actually writing quotes for Starcraft 2.

 

I doubt many people will get this one.

Reaper: Bloody cats... meow and piss everywhere...

 

Nice reference Willy lol. Anubis heh..... at least thats what I got from it.

 

Anubis?

The line I gave was from Conker.

 

Anubis, Egyptian God of Death and God with Fear of Cats lol, but yes Conker too lol. Man that game brings back some funny moments. Anyways lol.

Zealot: Beam me up scotty! (When clicked after being Warped in)

 

I just want to hear "This is Spartaaa" in there somewhere. Zealot maybe?

Its probably a dumb idea, but I think it would be amazingly awesome

 

Hmmmm.....

Artanis(in carrier):

(after being clicked on afew times) you know the executer once did this to me BUT this time i'm the one in charge!
For the sake of all that is this mission STOP POKING ME!
That was an order!
This is not warcraft in space!
See! you can't level me up!
Yes you keep on clicking on me NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
Sure my old scout sucked but at least it would allow me to get away from commanders that like doing odd things to me!
No, really your beginning to scare me!

 

I'm thinking they need "This is my rifle, this is my gun." "This ones for fighting, this ones for fun." for someone terran. prolly the marine. Also someone needs to say "Let me see your war face!" "You call that a war face? This is a warface!".

Theres bound to be some other good ones. For the most part though and tbch. Alot of your guys quotes are silly and make no sense. The only funny one I saw was "Oh sleep! That's when I'm a viking!"


*edit* You know, looking back on it. "Charlie don't surf!" would have been classic for the soul hunter.

 

Thor - "Hulk angry, Hulk SMASH!"

SCV - "All I do is play with rocks....."

Carrier - "They should have changed my unit!"

Reaper - "Heheheh.... BOOM!"

Kerrigan - "I knew what you were thinking because I ordered it."

Jesus - "Can't we all just get along?"