In an astounding development, it turned out that the forum night staff eats people. Officials are currently in the process of investigating whether or not this has anything to do with the disappearance of all female posters in the social boards. In sports-related news, there was a fierce battle on the world of Altaria today, where the protoss zealots barely snatched victory from the zerg aggressors. Coach defiled one had this to say about the loss "Dzjaaaa chkraaag!". It is yet to be seen whether the protoss zealots can survive in the epic battles to come. As for politics; Fenix hit his political opponents with a big hammer. Their response will have to wait until their heads stop attracting lightning and interfering with our equipment. this was forum news.
Well, their viewpoints have probably changed after being subjected to heavy electrical discharges within the brains, so, no, not anymore.
It's not perfect yet though. They totally missed how Troggzor the Earthinator earthinated the countryside!
the answer to the last 3 is not related. the answer to the first is cylon humanoid model number 7, the line which was not shown.