Fenix, last name unknown. You have been accused of several crimes against humanity, as well as dozens of crimes against individual countries, cities, international institutions, independent tribunals and the contested territories in the western Sahara. You stand before the Hague to determine your guilt and your punishment. The accusations: 1. Three-hundred eighty-five counts of second-degree reckless homicide 2. Nine-hundred forty-seven counts of first-degree reckless homicide 3. Seventeen-hundred ninety-eight counts of vehicular manslaughter 4. Eighty-nine counts of vehicular manslaughter not involving a vehicle 5. Twelve counts of Intoxication manslaughter using a boat 6. Seven counts of Intoxications manslaughter using a train 7. Three counts of Intoxication Manslaughter using an amusement ride 7a. Disrupting operation of a ferris wheel 8. Ninety-eight counts of Intoxication Manslaughter not involving a vehicle 9. Thirteen-thousand nine-hundred and forty seven counts of second-degree manslaughter 9a. Assisted destruction of culture known as "emo". 10. Using US air-force equipment as melee weaponry 11. Using US air-force employees as melee weaponry 12. Using US air-force vehicles as melee weaponry 13. ninety-eight counts of vigilantism 14. forty-five counts of terrorism 15. twelve counts of cannibalism 16. twenty-five-hundred twenty-five counts of copyright infringement regarding music 17. two-thousand twelve counts of copyright infringement regarding movies 18. fifty-two counts of copyright infringement regarding comics 19. Tempering with the outcome of a UN vote with the goal of making "founding Latveria" illegal 20. seven counts of founding Latveria. 21. three counts of initiating first contact without UN approval 22. Forging a drivers license for your knife 23. Ninety-seven counts of illegal tampering with human DNA 23a. Ninety-seven counts of genocide 23b. Twelve-thousand nine-hundred forty-three counts of slavery 24. Three counts of tampering with military navigation software in the hopes of initiating a war 25. seven counts of starting a war without UN approval 26. ninety-three counts of piracy involving ships 27. Three-hundred-twelve counts of piracy involving blimps 28. Thirteen counts of piracy involving spacecraft 29. Seventy-two counts of piracy involving submarines 30. Nine-hundred twelve counts of piracy involving taxi-bikes 31. Thirteen counts of entering Earth's atmosphere in territories where it is not permitted. 32. Stealing Kim-Jong-Il's hat. 33. nine-hundred-twelve-thousand three-hundred and forty-six counts of breaking labor laws 34. Starting a zombie apocalypse 34a. Using flamethrowers as a weapon 34b. Genocide. Or xenocide. We aren't really sure what zombies are. 34c. seven billion counts of reckless endangerment. 35. Stealing all hats in the Hague. 36. ninety-three counts of owning a nuclear weapon within the San Fransisco city limits. ... Defense, your opening statement?
Please don't use airforce vehicles as melee weapons again... We really could have used those things during the zombie apocalypse.
I was the one to advice that one to Aurora. It's a really sweet mod. However. I am working on a mod, which replaces all armor, weapons and clothing with leveled item lists, randomizing them. Using wrye mash, leveled item lists can be merged. Therefore, this mod allows custom-created items from other mods to be spread throughout the entire game world. I'm also working on a mod with an island filled with slavery, drug-trade, murdering, mind-control and some cannibalistic wood elf cult (to infiltrate, eat a corpse)
By the way, you do realize that he's going to say it was all collateral damage from the OP banhammer he wields, right?
