<Eye catching but slightly misleading title>

<Sweeping emotional statement about popular controversial topic>

<Argument selectively drawn from factoids read on wikipedia and google>

<Random non sequitur>

lol

<Random smiley face punctuation>

<Challenge of rebuttal to other forumgoers>

 

Non-sequitur champeenship!

 

This is ridicule

 

wtf is non-sequitur ?

 

It's the same as conclusion, according to my dictionary.

Avoid using less well-know words and expressions on an international forum kthxbai.
I hate my shallow vocab >.<

 

So we come to the conclusion that 1337 was created because kids were fed up with all these sophisticated expressions and wanted to piss off smart guys with a language they in turn didn't understand

 

53l/ U17(_)lo
l\ l\

 

more like 53|( (_)170|',

 

WTF?

 

head does crack!

 

crack does head!

 

Actually, it would be 'head doth crack.'

 

Crack comes a head

 

<Poorly phrased counterargument>

<Obligatory link to a different page of Wikipedia or result from google>

<Inquiry into intelligence of original poster>

<Secondary challenge for counterarguments with preemptive attack on responders>

<Call to arms of those with the same train of thought>

 

<Highly exadgerated acronym>

<Completly unrealated quote>

<Flaming of those who arised to the call of arms>

 

<Brutal beatdown of all opposing arguements>

<More evidence, possibly of dubious origin>

<Witty play on words>

 

<Decleration of overwhelming victory>

 

<Highly plausible rebuttal typed with extreme conviction with scathing comment on spelling error>

 

<flame of above posts based on assumption>
<issue thats already been adressed>

 

<great amount of spam>
<witty though weird comliment on victory>
<comment on losers sexual escapades>
<ironic oneliner>