Eatmereturns

Starcraft II Name: UnLocKeD
Starcraft II Character Code: 905

Don't play WoW, it's for people not as cool as those who play Starcraft.

 

....

I am offended now.


*teleports Takaim to outer space*

 

-Is always wearing his handy dandy space suit.- .... -Starts trying to swim back to earth.- D:

Thanks Insanity. xD Glad you feel the same as me on this subject.

 

swimming through space does not work.

 

*teleports takaim to stonard*

now you're ****ed

 

Where's that? o.o

 

Exactly

 

Isn't that that place where mages create portals to?

 

*creates portal to stonard*

 

I was sure by the name that that was were they went to get stoned

 

*casts doomguard*


*casts bane of agony on Takaim*

 

*casts NP on ijffdrie*

*makes ijffdrie do /dance and /cheer for my enjoyment until NP wears off*

 

You realize that I play a demonology warlock, which means that my minions are still attacking, even while I am incapacitated.

*felhunter eats the last of Eon's mana*

 

* uses burrow, which doesnt take any energy, and escapes*

*calls ijffdrie a 'haxor!!1'*

 

haxxor? it has been like this for several years now.

*demon form, immolation aura, walk around the area where Eon burrowed, doing major damage through aoe*
*casts hand of gul'dan for even more aoe*
*casts hellfire, which he has talent points in, so that he can use it while moving*

yeah, I love playing warlock.

 

*dies and calls ijffdrie a "noob haxor who has no life" and "you should go get a girlfriend and spend less time playing stupid video games"*

never played WoW, so ofc I wouldn't know what your character can do.

 

Just remember

warlock

pros: powerful curses, missile spells and aoe, independent demon minions, overwhelming fear spells, can drain life and mana
cons: can't take a friggin hit, low mobility, only has fire and shadow spells
Meh: can scout ahead, can create a teleportation circle that is useless at any distance that you'd want teleport for, can tame wild demons, but only weak ones and only for a minute

Affliction warlocks specialize in curses and draining, demonology in demons and destruction in overwhelming firepower. seriously, in destruction spec, if I were to face myself, I could kill me in three seconds with four spells.

 

I propose we kill Aurora next. Of course, he has way too many characters, so here is a briefing on his three major ones.

mage

pros: powerful missile attacks, powerful aoe, can slow and freeze opponents, highly mobile
cons: little defense, useless without mana, run out of mana quickly
meh: can turn you into a sheep to stun you, which heals you quickly, and you turn back when you are attacked

paladin

pros: ridiculous survivability, healing spells, powerful melee attacks, melee stun
con: low mobility, no ranged capacabilities
Meh: can heighten his resistance to elements, but at the cost of his way more useful auras

death knight

pros: can summon armies of undead, can drain their opponents health, pretty decent diseases, high melee damage, can pull enemies close to himself
cons: not much health, meager ranged attacks
meh: can walk on water, has a cool voice

 

Omfg, gtfo out of my thread with your WoW crap. @_@ It pains me.

 

Man, stonard sure is sick. I'm glad I'm here and not there.