My name is daggoth, im second in command my forces always crash land Too much sweat is coming from your sweat gland too many forces you cannot withstand i raided your native land so disband and understand my army is grand i control the tiamat brood i turn your forces into fried food my forces are rude when i unleash hell your screwed I am so dangerous its so ridiculous my might is monstrous I have lethal weapons you will be killed in seconds like a pig to the slaughter my pwnage is getting hotter im the assaulter this is manslaughter i am ripsnorter oh no zasz is dead its time to cause blood shed my minions will cause the protoss to lie on their death bed enough said when i hit i shatter your base ill shatter your face when i attack better pick up the pace oh sorry you can't run the race just hit "quit mission" and face your wretched condition If you try to bring a thunderstorm and if your army tries to reform then know this "all shall tremble before the might of the swarm!"
Awesome XD did you write that? I came across a bunch of starcraft haikus a while ago, those were pretty funny
