Contest: Make 11-Sodium lose his lunch!

The contest is to combine two foods that can be bought in a grocery store into the most disgusting combination possible, e.g. mayonnaise and anchovies. The foods must not be prohibitively expensive or absurdly hard to come by (in the United States, FL specifically), and must also not contain any alcohol (I am under 21). I will determine the winner, and I will be fair: I will choose the food combination that disgusts me the most.

The rules, explicitly listed:
--Must be a combination of exactly two (2) foods.
--Must be edible (safe to eat) and made for humans
--Cannot contain almonds (I am allergic).
--Cannot involve any preparation beyond combining the two foods (no raw meats, etc.).
--Must contain no alcohol.
--Must not be expensive foods (like caviar) or foods that are hard to come by in the US (crickets). If this criterion is failed, I will inform the contestant.
--I am the sole judge of the winner and the eligible runners up.

EDIT: Contest ends on Saturday the 16th of February, at 12:00 Noon Eastern Standard Time.

Prize: 200 minerals and a PowerUp to the victor, as well as a picture of me eating the food.
I will also PowerUp the runners up who have excellent suggestions, though I won't actually eat their submissions.

Good luck, have fun, and make me lose my lunch.

EDIT 2: Must be food prepared for a human. No dogfood, etc!

EDIT 3: No raw meats or eggs, sorry!

 

Does it have to be food made specifily for humans?

 

Yes, rules have been made clear on that point.

 

Bah no cat food then. You take all the fun out of it.

Back to the drawing board

 

The Hijikata special!

Mayonnaise and cooked soba noodles!!!! Well, it doesn't have to be soba noodles, but any cooked noodles would suffice.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH!

 

Seaweed and durians.

 

WTF is a durian

Also how expensive is calamari in your neck of the woods Na?

 

Durians are hard to come by, sorry Fenix.

BoP, calamari has an acceptable price tag.

 

Dude, I live in Utah, and I can get Duriens.....-.-

 

How much does sushi cost in your neighborhood?

 

Ketchup and Pancakes.

 

That's not too bad, actually.

But if sushi's good, sushi and cheetos.

 

I eat sushi and sour cream and onion chips.

I've got it!!

Mangoes and raw garlic!!

 

@ Fenix: I have never seen Durians being sold at a store. I have been to a number of weird markets, but the only time I saw durians was in Chinatown in San Francisco. The only time I have ever eaten durian was from a can that my uncle brought from Singapore. Sorry, but since I am the sole arbiter in this contest, durians are out.

@Wick742: Sushi is affordable.

 

Raw garlic's not that bad actually.

Butter and wasabi.

Barring that butter and sushi.

 

Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets and mayonnaise

If that's impossible,

Chicken Nuggets and heavy amounts of salt

 

The former would probably taste decent

Remember its supposed to be nasty

 

Pineapple and sardines.

 

A Lemon smashed into a cup, then add salt.

Recipe to a High Blood Pressure

 

Shrimp and vanilla icecream?