Christmas songs with Starcraft lyrics

I was hoping for a competition or something, but that never came so I'm starting up this thread instead. Feel free to post any and all christmas songs with starcraft lyrics you can write/find. I'll go first:


Zergy the red nosed zergling, had a very shiny snout,
and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed.

All of the other zerglings, used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Zergy, join in any zergling games.

Then one foggy day of war, Kerrigan came to say:
"Zergy with your snout so bright, won't you lead the raid tonight?"

Then all the zerglings loved him, as they shouted out with glee:
"Zergy the red nosed zergling, you'll assault the 'toss this day"

 

i love this song

 

I got one:

On the first day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: a brand new SCV

On the second day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the third day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the forth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the fifth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the sixth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the seventh day of Christmas Blizzard gave to us: 7 zergling swarms, 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the eighth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 8 archons burning, 7 zergling swarms, 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the ninth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 9 battlecruisers, power overwhelming, 7 zergling swarms, 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the tenth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 10 utralisks, 9 battlecruisers, terror allconsuming, 7 zergling swarms, 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the eleventh day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 11 science vessels, 10 utralisks, 9 battlecruisers, I hate all this singing, 7 zergling swarms hehehe, 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

On the twelfth day of Christmas Blizzard gave to me: 12 arbiters, 11 science vessels, 10 utralisks, 9 battlecruisers, 8 archons burning, 7 zergling swarms , 6 zealots fighting, 5 newborn queens, 4 hydralisks, 3 marines, 2 terran wraits, and a brand new SCV

Wraith: Why am I so jolly?
Marine: Hey, who spiked the eggnog!

 

Hey eon I believe its the wraith that says Why am I so jolly, not the marine.

 

fixed :thumbup:

Yeehaw! I gots me an ssjfox!

 

I just made another one, but it doesn't count as it isn't technically about Starcraft... But it's fun.

We wish you a BNet christmas
We wish you a BNet christmas
We wish you a BNet christmas
And a lag free new year

 

I'm dreaming of a big battle
Just like the ones I use to fight
With gun shells blazing
And fire flaming
This battle will be grand

Yeah I just came up with this. It's from the below song and say it the same way as you would that song.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

 

Sweet theres a thread for this boy I should make one but I'm not too good :/

Yeehaw! I gots me an ssjfox!

 

Re: Christmas songs with Starcraft lyrics

And now for a really long one...

Kerrigan is comin' to town!


You better build Wraiths, you better build Ghosts,
You better build up or you're gonna be toast,
Kerrigan is comin' to town!

You better prepare; you better commence,
You better put up a stronger defense,
Kerrigan is comin' to town!

She's got a dozen full-grown Hives,
She's got Spore Colonies,
She's gonna tear your base apart
Better get down on your knees, oh,

You better not whine, you better not cry,
You better not run or you're gonna die,
Kerrigan is comin' to town!

You better research, you better build tanks,
All the Zerglings gonna tear through your ranks,
Kerrigan is comin' to town!

You better research Yamato Gun,
You better harvest a fortune,
Kerrigan is comin' to town!

She's got a thousand Ultralisks,
She's breedin' them nonstop,
Your gonna need Battlecruisers,
So, start makin' them chop-chop, oh,

Well, you can run, but you cannot hide,
Kerrigan,s gonna kick your backside,
Kerrigan is comin, to town!

 

wow ximn, you're really good at making these. My imagination isn't nearly good enough to make these.

 

I'm working on a few new ones... Like "I saw mommy kissing Zeratul", "I saw Jimmy kissing Kerrigan", "It's beginning to look alot like zerglings" and maybe one about Edmund Duke... But I need to get more christmas songs, I don't have that many in english...

 

Hmm, this got me thinking to make a thread on a delicious recipe for some fudge, but it isn't my recipe, and it is tedious to prepare (especially when you have to make 200ish+ batches).

these are some fun alterations on some well none christas stuff!

 

It's beginning to look alot like war
Ev'rywhere zerg go
Take a look at the destruction, burning in the night
With zealots and lings everywhere

It's beginning to look a lot like war,
Weapons in all stores
The most horrible sight, is in the light
With defilers plaguing the air

Here's another from "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" I just made it up in a little bit ago.

 

O Starcraft 2, o Starcraft 2
How we sit and long for you.
We've come to know the Protoss race,
But yet to see the Zerg's new face.
O Starcraft 2, o Starcraft 2
How we sit and long for you.

Yeehaw! I caught me an ssjfox

I'm assuming the hunt is still on. I could be wrong though.

 

Wow Xim just wow That sounded great!

 

I like poems, I've got one too, but I just don't know you would like it It is a bit depressed, and I am not too good at poems

 

You don't know how much time I spent on this thread during the mineral hunt.

 

Dashing through the snow
On a Vulture Hoverbike
O'er the fields I go
No zerglings are in sight!

Mines in cargo wait
To be hidden well
And when a zergy walks on them, they will be in Hell!

OH!

Spider Mines, Spider Mines
Hidden all the day!
Ultras, Hydras, Hell, all ground men-
It's just not your day!

HEY!

 

i copied/pasted these into notepad docs on my desktop coz there so funny!

 

amazing work ximinipot im very impressed by your creativity.