Battleground Dessert

As tensions in the battle between pie and cake rise and the forums are polarized between these two scrumptious desserts the time has come for the creation of a battleground to settle the score and determine a final winner before the whole board is embroiled in combat. This thread has been created and designated a battleground for this purpose. Let the fighting commence.

*loads cheesecake cannons*
FIRE
Bakers! CHARGE

 

/me is selling cookies to the audience

 

/me is not understanding anything

 

/me is in the audience and totally flips out when he is offered cookies

 

*smacks BoP with stealth Lemon pie*

 

Now that's what i call, uber pwnage

 

*orders bombers to drop angel food cake.
The strawberries should make it difficult to spot the casualties

 

*loads rocket launchers with coconut cream pie's*

The coconut shards will be like shrapnel, tearing your bombers and bomber pilots to peices.

 

drops coconut cake out of chaff dispenser

HAHA your missiles can't see through the coconut flakes

 

*rallies FA22's, armed with anti-bomber, chocolate pie machine guns*

HAHA, your bombers are F@(&ed.

And your own chaff coconuts will protect my planes.

 

*lays cottage cheese cake mines that autosour when trod on*

 

*has forces in the air and isn't worried*

WTF is cottage cheese cakes? Never heard of such things. Though cottage cheese itself is good.

 

*Offeries Brownie Mercs to the highest bidder*

 

I think they're more common in Europe. But the less you know about our weapons the better.

 

1 million chocolate coins

 

TWO million chocolate coins!

 

*buys a cookie from meee*

 

3 million
and all the baked good you could eat in year
also a years supply of cookies to Gas if you don't bid against me again

 

No more cookies! I am trying to stay away from them man! I just got hooked off!

So, without further adue; Three million and ONE!

 

Bidding closes in 4 hours.

My Brownies are impatient, yet greedy. 'Tis a awkward balance.