B.Net Terms of Use Agreement

Discussion in 'Clan Empire' started by Vampire, Mar 20, 2009.

B.Net Terms of Use Agreement

Discussion in 'Clan Empire' started by Vampire, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. Vampire

    Vampire New Member

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    Force Majeure. Blizzard shall not be liable for any delay or failure to perform resulting from causes outside the reasonable control of Blizzard, including without limitation any failure to perform hereunder due to unforeseen circumstances or cause beyond Blizzard's control such as acts of God, war, terrorism, riots, embargoes, acts of civil or military authorities, fire, floods, accidents, strikes, or shortages of transportation facilities, fuel, energy, labor or materials.

    Why would god ruin our Sc?
    God: Guh i'm so angry today! I know i shall smite a random copy of SC!!!! >:3
    Random Nerd(2can): OHH EMM GEEEE I got my new copy of Sc2 and Sc battle pack thingy!!!
    *BAM SMITED*
    x3
     
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    rofl u read the terms? i think it should say random nerd (wish): reading terms of use that came with cd BOOM SMITED
     
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    nope I was guh.... ToA boring and you gotta scroll down and I check marked the box and while it was loading to the next page I saw act of god. SO I WAS LIKE WAIT!!! and i pressed back and copyed it :p
     
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    Laugh My *ucking A$$ Off!
     
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    "Some of you may have heard of World of Warcraft. A popular online game that has taken the lives of many young and old children. The creators of this game, Blizzard, and its years of entertainment for the local home owner has some breaking news. The original creators of the popular Starcract, an online strategy oriented game, have announced a worldwide recall of its game. There have been hundreds of reports across the United States, and some outside unconfirmed reports, of having their copy of this loveable game spontaniously combust into flames. This truely un-explainable phenomon is sweeping our nation and has created riots in Texas as well as New Hampshire.
    "Well dawg garnet, I dun jus poped mah game riot into duh compooter and nex thing i done know is a large POP noise and then cublooey!! darn thing is awn fire! HEUK shucks." -A starcraft online gammer who refers to remain anonymous, but was a long time gamer by the name 2can.92[E].
    Sources from the Catholic church say that a forum thread on a Starcraft 2 forum is the cause for this issue and that God does not like to be held liable and the people have angered him. The Pope has yet to comment on this and as to whose God this was has been unconfirmed though the Budhist community seems to be comming forth to claim is was their Zen God.
    More updates on this later"

    -New York Times

    https://www.thenewyorktimes.com/reports/dailynews/03/20/2009/Blizzard_Recal/index.html
     
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    Hahahha!
     
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    Lmao Evan.