Avoiding Halloweiners 101

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Avoiding Halloweiners 101

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ItzaHexGor, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Avoiding Halloweeners right now. Any tips on how to avoid them? Like dangling CD's from the pergola or putting some citrus peel or water bottles on the front doorstep? We've got a possum trap down the yard, maybe bait it with a Tim Tam and release them back into the wild...

    Ideas?
     
    ItzaHexGor, Oct 31, 2008
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    Well, here Itza-san, if there porch light of the house is out, then no one comes to the door.
     
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  3. ItzaHexGor

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    It's still light, DO, so there'd be no need for the porch light to be on in the first place.
     
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    Don't call me DO!!! Please.

    You guys don't wait until nightfall?
     
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  5. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Don't call me Itza-san! The correct terminology is Itza-sama.

    And no. Us guys don't actually celebrate Halloween. Some kids still go door-to-door though in an attempt to scrounge free lollies.

    OH GOD! THERE'S ONE AT THE DOOR RIGHT NOW! First one of the 'night'. Seems to have gone though...
     
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    kids round here, though we've only had one.

    simple, give out prunes...
     
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  7. darkone

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    Ok...Itza-sama.

    Greedy children.

    Just don't answer the door.
     
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  8. ItzaHexGor

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    I think you're missing the point of this thread... Reread the opening post.
     
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    Do you have a big dog? Just chain him up on the front porch. Even if he is nice, kids will steer clear.

    If all else fails, then just right on a piece of paper telling them to not come to your house, and tape it to your front door.
     
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    Free Lolis? Where at?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    hmmmm...... loli's

    please give them to me, itza-sama
     
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    Buy a huge water gun and fire out from the letter flap.
     
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  13. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Lawl. kuvasz has the right ideas.
     
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  14. Daseti

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    A more permanent fix perhaps, inject large ammounts of laxitives or ipecac into the lollies, then give them as many as they desire. A combination of both if your really fealing nasty. I can assure you the same kids will never come back again xD.
     
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    Vanquished.

    Arsenic. Can't taste it.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    just open the door while wearing no clothes
     
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  17. darkone

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    I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to kill the children banned.
     
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    Mehhhhhhhh... Try some Ipecac, then. Don't go overboard.. Just the slightest amount, so they'll think their kids were gorging on the Candeh. Don't want to be cleaning up your own yard, either.
     
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  19. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Lawl! This's more like it!

    *pulls out notepad and starts scribbling*

    @ darkone. C'mon man, I spoke of dangling CD's, distributing citrus peel or filled water bottles, and capturing them in possum traps and releasing them to the wild... It's a joke thread.
     
    ItzaHexGor, Oct 31, 2008
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  20. Daseti

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    *Ahem...*
     
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