Are YOU prepared for tempest invasion?!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Meee, Aug 26, 2008.

Are YOU prepared for tempest invasion?!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Meee, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Meee

    Meee New Member

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    So, anyone's got a 3D map we could use?

    [Meee] 1:55 pm: so.... 'sup Hex?
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:55 pm: nothing much
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:56 pm: u?
    [Meee] 1:56 pm: same
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:56 pm: lol
    [Meee] 1:56 pm: There's never anything much, it sucks
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:56 pm: well don't we make an exciting pair?
    [Meee] 1:57 pm: Not that I'm greedy or anything
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:57 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:57 pm: course not
    [Meee] 1:57 pm: grass and paint make for a more exciting one :D
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:57 pm: lol!
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:57 pm: nice one
    [Meee] 1:58 pm: bows
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:58 pm: applauds
    [ItzaHexGor] 1:59 pm: omg how can nobody be online?!
    [Meee] 1:59 pm: It's ~7am in states now
    [Meee] 1:59 pm: It's like a middle of the night for most people
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:00 pm: bah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:00 pm: it's 10pm here
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:00 pm: shuold probably head off soon
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:00 pm: but i also got a whole lotta chem to do...
    [Meee] 2:00 pm: You got school already too?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:01 pm: nah, hw
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:01 pm: it's 10pm here
    [Meee] 2:01 pm: homework?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:01 pm: yeah
    [Meee] 2:01 pm: ah, I mean your school year has already started, right?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:02 pm: ah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:02 pm: yeah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:02 pm: my bad
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:02 pm: yeah we're in our 3rd term atm
    [Meee] 2:02 pm: 3rd now?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:02 pm: yup
    [Meee] 2:03 pm: how does school work over there?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:03 pm: end of year hollys are in jan
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:03 pm: which's our summer
    [Meee] 2:04 pm: I see
    [Meee] 2:04 pm: because you're upside down :D
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:04 pm: then four terms of school each year
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:04 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:04 pm: nah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:04 pm: you're
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:04 pm: except yr11 (which im in) which has three
    [Meee] 2:05 pm: There are more of us up here, so you are
    [Meee] 2:05 pm: democracy dude
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:05 pm: nah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:05 pm: you're all delusional becuase all the blood's rushing to your head
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:05 pm: :p
    [Meee] 2:05 pm: you have a point there
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:05 pm: lol
    [Meee] 2:06 pm: that would explain all the nose bleeding
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:06 pm: see everyone on your half weighs the earth down
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:06 pm: so you're obviously on the bottom
    [Meee] 2:07 pm: It's China's fault :mad:
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:07 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:07 pm: in fact
    [Meee] 2:07 pm: there's so many of them
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:07 pm: uh oh
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:08 pm: china's pretty close to us
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:08 pm: so if they really are weighing it down
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:08 pm: aust's probably still on the bottom :(
    [Meee] 2:08 pm: when was the last time I took a look at the world map I wonder...
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:08 pm: lol
    [Meee] 2:09 pm: Naw, China is in the northern part
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:09 pm: yeah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:09 pm: but if china is on the bottom
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:09 pm: ie, south pole basically
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:09 pm: then aust'll be on the southern hemisphere still
    [Meee] 2:10 pm: Where does that put Europe?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:10 pm: ummmmm.......
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:10 pm: no clue :)
    [Meee] 2:10 pm: Wouldn't that make us both on the lower half?
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:10 pm: not sure
    [Meee] 2:11 pm: We need some kinda 3D globe :p
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:11 pm: lol
    [Meee] 2:12 pm: Don't lol me now, it's serius biznes
    [Meee] 2:12 pm: dude
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:13 pm: lol true
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:13 pm: can't stop
    [Meee] 2:14 pm: Have you got any idea hwo important it's gonna be when planning defense against giant alien invaders?!
    [Meee] 2:14 pm: Me neither
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:14 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:14 pm: didn't give me time to ans!
    [Meee] 2:14 pm: But it's gotta be hella important
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:14 pm: thinking about it...
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:14 pm: i'd say europe'd probably be on the equator or something
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:15 pm: but you seriously need to get that 3d globe :p
    [Meee] 2:15 pm: Look at the earlier Tempest - it had additional armor when attacked from below
    [Meee] 2:15 pm: I want to know which shields I'm gonna be aiming for
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:15 pm: ahhhhh!
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:15 pm: so
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:15 pm: if we're invaded by tempests
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:16 pm: and aust's on the southern hemisphere
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:16 pm: then there's no point in us doing anything
    [Meee] 2:16 pm: You're screwed
    [Meee] 2:16 pm: badly
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:16 pm: so we can just sit back with a beer and watch
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:16 pm: you gotta admit
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:16 pm: an alien invasion would be pretty fun to watch
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:17 pm: pretty entertaining
    [Meee] 2:17 pm: so, any idea how much tickest cost for going down there?
    [Meee] 2:17 pm: tickets*
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:17 pm: hmmm
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:17 pm: how much you got?
    [Meee] 2:18 pm: Not enough after I get me a new PC
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:18 pm: hmmm
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:18 pm: why not come down before you get it?
    [Meee] 2:18 pm: But I need one
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:19 pm: not after the invasion...
    [Meee] 2:19 pm: And I need it now, we don't know when the invasion's gonna start
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:19 pm: yeah but imagine how many people are going to swarm here once it starts
    [Meee] 2:19 pm: For all we know the invaders might have their shields upside down!!
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:19 pm: every aussie knows you gotta beat the traffic
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: WOAH-HO!
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: now you're talking
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: in that case
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: we'd have to retaliate
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: or
    [Meee] 2:20 pm: Come here
    [Meee] 2:20 pm: Assuming we're in different parts
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:20 pm: find a way to either flip the earth or reverse their shields
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: so that we can still sit back and watch the invasion
    [Meee] 2:21 pm: Now you're overcomplicating
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: nah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: it's simple
    [Meee] 2:21 pm: But that's Hex Gore for you :D
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: we don't even ahve to fight aliens
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: (H)
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: #$%^&*
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:21 pm: not msn :p
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:22 pm: *smiley with awesome specs*
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:22 pm: that's better :p
    [Meee] 2:24 pm: Assuming China is dragging us down
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:24 pm: true
    [Meee] 2:24 pm: you're just below equator I think
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:24 pm: but whether it's china or india
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:24 pm: we're probably on the bottom with them
    [Meee] 2:24 pm: The bad news
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:25 pm: ?
    [Meee] 2:25 pm: Is that we're stuck with Southern America as far as defending against tempests is concerned
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:25 pm: lol!
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: now THAT'S entertainment :p
    [Meee] 2:26 pm: But I wouldn't worry too much, USA will be all too eager to show off how bad ass they are
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: yeah, but all their nukes are already trained on china...
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: and russia
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: and korea
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: and india
    [Meee] 2:26 pm: On the other hand, they'll probably start shooting from where they are
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:26 pm: and canada
    [Meee] 2:27 pm: Which means targeting the wrong shields
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: and so on and so forth
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: yeah
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: so unless south america
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: in their blatant stupidity
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: try to accomodate for the shields
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:27 pm: we'll be fine :p
    [Meee] 2:27 pm: If we have some time before invasion, USA is sure to make some backup bases in SA
    [Meee] 2:28 pm: They've already doomed Poland to Russia with their #$%^&* shield
    [Meee] 2:28 pm: But Russia is busy now, so we're safe for a while
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:28 pm: lol
    [ItzaHexGor] 2:28 pm: :p
     
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    See what I'm talking about? If it weren't for me and Hex Gore you'd be caught with your pants down and not even knowing on which side of the planet you are!
     
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    i'm on the bottom, tempests are magnatised, kept in check by the poles...


    WHY THE HELL DID I JUST READ THAT????
     
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    Phew, I'm glad you were keeping record of all that, Meee. Otherwise all that planning would have gone to waste. :p

    But seriously... The logic is undeniable.
     
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    that is very important, i added this conversation to the important files and delivered it to the clonoian council
     
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    Way to go drie, now they know our defense plan :/

    Hex, I think we blew up some brains... Well, that's more beer for you
     
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    Nah, it's more like, WTF?
     
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    Oh sweet! Well, you better get down here quick, 'cause I'm not waiting for ya! :p
     
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    But I don't drink beer, so as long as you've got a spot covered for me I'll be fine.
     
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    ...You don't drink beer?
     
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    nope
     
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    Did I get your brain this time?
     
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    Is that because...

    :p Gotta love cyclical conversations. :D
     
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    That is a lot of writing... Like a whole books worth... I hate books *shakes fist*
     
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    Har har har
    Gotta love quotes out of context.