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I couldn't come up with a better name...

Anyway. I saw this game at a simracing forum and thought I'd convert it into a Starcraft theme and post it here for some laughs. Follow the instructions and post your sentences!

First find the month you were born in:
January: I bought myself
February: I fed
March: I shook hands with
April: I dated
May: I rebelled against
June: I excreted
July: I spoke to
August: I rode
September: I threw rocks at
October: I gave birth to
November: I played tag with
December: I sold

Then find the day you were born on:
01: the admin
02: Dustin Browder
03: a dragoon
04: an ursadon
05: a noob
06: a forum member
07: Blizzard
08: a moderator
09: Savior
10: my forum pets
11: ProtossCommander
12: the intro screen
13: 4 zerglings
14: 9 doodads
15: a whiner
16: a Warcraft III player
17: a devourer
18: my mouse
19: additional pylons
20: a Lost Temple fanboy
21: a floating drone
22: my APM
23: the beta testers
24: Sarah Kerrigan
25: the official Starcraft II site
26: Samwise Didier
27: my hotkeys
28: the phail boat
29: my neighbour
30: a handful of battlecruisers
31: a Korean player

Then find the first letter of your username:
A: for a good laugh.
B: because my mum made me.
C: to impress Blizzard.
D: despite me being a nubcake.
E: and I got banned.
F: even though it was raining.
G: to harvest more vespene gas.
H: after dinner.
I: because I like that sort of thing.
J: for 200 minerals.
K: at a shopping centre.
L: because I was lagging.
M: to construct additional pylons.
N: because the voices told me to.
O: for cookies.
P: for 2 hours.
Q: to stop the pain.
R: before hacking the forum.
S: in order to get SC2 for free.
T: because I hate this forum.
U: to see what would happen.
V: for public recognition.
W: to hell.
X: even though I was told not to.
Y: and everyone hated me.
Z: instead of doing what I was supposed to.

Mine would be: I bought myself Blizzard at a shopping centre.

Let's hear your stupid deeds.

 

I played tag with Sarah Kerrigan because my mum made me

(it was fun)

 

I rebelled against additional pylons for cookies!

man this game knows me well!

 

I gave birth to my forum pets even though it was raining.


Awesome.

 

I fed 9 doodads to construct additional pylons

You guys had no idea doodads can do that, had you?

 

I gave birth to a handful of battlecruisers because I hate this forum.

This is creepy.

 

I threw rocks at my forum pets because I was lagging.

 

Nice, keem 'em coming

 

LOL This is great!

 

I excreted.. my hotkeys.. after dinner...
Does that make any sense?

 

I dated additional pylons even though I was told not to.

 

I played tag with blizzard to impress blizzard.
Aww my sounds like i enjoy the taste of blizzard shlong in my mouth

 

ROFL
That was a nice way to start my day.

 

lol cannonfodder.

 

I bought myself a Lost Temple fanboy, and I got banned.


I guess buying fanboys is illegal now? I always knew stockpileing fanboys would get me into trouble, would stockpileing fangirls get me unbanned, I could share if you want..

 

I bought myself ProtossCommander to harvest more vespene gas.

 

I shook hands with the intro screen to harvest more vespene gas ^ ^

 

i dated a whiner to see what would happen lol