A new Celebrity!

I've been making a starcraft map for about four years now. It has never been released to the public, and I don't have any intention to do so (it's quite offensive to pretty much everyone in some way). To be honest, now I’m almost ashamed of it. But it really bugs me that it's yet unfinished. See, almost every unit is pretty much used at some time or another and has been customized. But there lies my conundrum, that stupid, selfish word almost! I have yet to make a unit for these guys:

-Artanis (scout)
-Danimoth (Arbitor)
-Infested Duran

Since they are all heroes, they all need to be celebrities (real, characters or animated). But I’ve run fresh out of ideas. Can anyone else out there think of one?

 

Artanis = Jay Leno
"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

Danimoth = Rosie O'Donnell
"Riding the Bus With My Sister."

Infested Duran = Samuel L. Jackson
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane"

 

The gameplay is fairly standered. It plays alot like a single player tower defense where the AI "behavious Realisticaly". The length in making it comes from keeping it current, and the number of events/bosses I managed to squeeze into a 30 minute period. But like I said, its offensive to pretty much everyone. For example, it's probably the only starcraft map to give you the ability to sell your soul to Satan. Or to fix Paris Hilton's car. Or even get Oprahed.

And thanks for Rosie, ImaGiNe. That gave me a really good idea!
owerup:

 

infested duran definatly has to be samuel l. jackson. Maybe artanis could be chuck norris?

 

artanis = keanu reeves

 

Jackie Chantanis.

 

Duran is totally SLMFJ.

Danimoth makes me think of Danimals, but I don't know any famous people who sell yogurt.

Artanis to me is Tom Cruise. He flies a plane and is bat-s*** crazy.

 

Artanis = Mr. T
"I pity the fool..."

 

Mr. T is already in there as an Ultralisk.
"I want Balboa! I want Balboa! You hear that, Old Man? You tell Balboa to come here! Nobody can beat me! You tell him what I said! And he's NEXT! I'm gonna kill him! Nobody can stop me! You tell Balboa that! I'M COMING AFTER HIM! YOU TELL HIM!"

 

Duran as Samuel L. Mutha****ing Jackson - I have had with these mutha****ing theories about mutha****ing hybrids!!

 

Haha, poor Fenix! Someone seems a bit fed up!

 

Yeah. It's the definition of beating a dead horse.

 

dood. someone has to be jackie chan, and someone has to be that other guy from rush hour.